She was however affected by the brute civilian labor she remains so very unaccustomed to. Notice how she isn’t watching the price meter? “I’m rich, bitch.” That’s kind of what that says. Anyways, Paris Hilton has a new movie coming out. I believe its scheduled for a one day passing at the theaters and then on to DVD’s R US where you will be able to purchase it with a free bag of day old popcorn and a Paris Hilton poster.

Paris Hilton either has the best agent ever, or she’s better in auditions than she is in films themselves, because the woman keeps getting parts. Next up, a new film from Todd Solondz, who brought you “Happiness” (it was the opposite of happy, if you haven’t seen it). And, if you’ve heard what I’m about to say already, stay with me because it bears repeating. Hilton will be co-starring with Paul Reubens. Yes. Pee-Wee Herman. Almost makes you wish she’d keep doing commercials for John McCain…

The hits just keep on a comin’

More pictures of Paris Hilton risking nails over petroleum.