Paris Hilton is still a viable celebrity news story. Particularly when she is shopping at Hollywood’s Trashy Lingerie! Paris has gained weight, and she looks awesome. I think some of the weight went to her….yeah…cans.  Maybe Paris is preggo? Lets hope not. She looking the best she has looked since she did that movie with the nightvision filter on it. 

Yeah, that was kinda mean. Live with it. Here’s some more Paris Hilton breast pictures.