Paris Hilton is supposedly planning a permanent move to London if you believe the UK’s Daily Mail.

The hotel heiress is currently terrorizing the British capital filming her new TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BBF (British Best Friend).

And according to the story, she is ready to leave Hollywood for good and settle down in the UK.

She supposedly told friends, “I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here. I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”

Yeah sure Paris said: ‘but it’s early days’?  If there going to make up Paris quotes they need to get the vernacular down, i.e. ‘thats hot’ and put the word ‘like’ in every sentence. And one wonders how Benji Madden fits into this new equation? Not a very believable scenario but the idea of Hilton taking permanent residence in London has got the locals in a tizzy.  And hey, we’re getting Madonna back, so this seems like a fair trade?