Well, not completely, I just thought the title would sound, well, “intriguing.” And it made me laugh. And it’s Friday. Anyways, John McCain used Britney and Paris in a recent campaign. Britney said she has better things to worry about than the presidential race, which is totally awesome. Paris is out with her new Douchebag, so she has no idea. Are you really a political pawn when you are of no awareness?

E! Online says, “She’s on tour with Benji [Madden] and isn’t watching television and has not been on the Internet,” said the source. “But she’s already said she’s not too happy about it.”
That’s interesting, since Paris’ parents are big McCain supporters (even contributing recently to his presidential campaign). But it turns out Paris has chosen not to publicly state who she’s rooting for.
“She doesn’t consider herself a political figure, and so she does not appreciate being used in that way,” said the insider. “She’d prefer the candidates just leave her out of it.”