Archive for April, 2008

Britney Spears can read.

And now she wants to approve a role pitched having her on How I Met Your Mother. You know, the one and only bright spot she has had in the past 800 years.
People says, The source adds: “No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The [...]

Britney Spears is back in the studio.

Maybe she is planning a rendition of Rocket Man?
US Magazine says, “She just wanted to go in and tinker around,” the source says. “She sat at a piano and got some ideas. She played the piano and sang a bit. She enjoyed herself.”
Spears played old and new tunes, the source says, adding, “she wanted to [...]

That Britney hiatus that the drama gods have been on is now over. Britney got into an accident while applying makeup.
People says, According to the accident report, “The collision occurred when the driver of the Mercedes, driving in the #3 lane, in stop and go traffic failed to observe the vehicle directly ahead of her [...]

Moby wants to do it with Britney Spears.

The more I hear of Moby, the more I like him. Especially when he is talking about getting down and dirty with Britney Spears, even as she dwindles down as only having slight resemblance of her former self.
The Sun says, “She’s like this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, [...]

Britney Spears visit Von Deusch office.

Apparently she is interested in starting a children’s clothing line. Because as you know, being a famous train wreck qualifies you as having refined taste in clothing and apparel.
“She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian,” says Ed Hardy representative Nicole Irving, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will [...]