Posted on January 4th, 2009 by admin
Amy Winehouse freaked out a St. Lucia beach by showing up in a bikini. Many beachgoers cited symptoms of nausea and blindness. If you are a masochist, by all means, have a look at the rest of these pictures. I am really not sure if her boyfriend, pictured with her, survived the attack. Yuck.
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Posted on November 23rd, 2008 by admin
If you are looking for an unattractive drug-addict to bring home to mom, well, meet Amy Winehouse. Amy is newly, or more like, officially, divorced from Blake-Fielder Civil. The epitome of disgusting announced the divorce of the weekend.
Drug-tortured star Amy dramatically confessed: “It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going [...]
Posted on November 6th, 2008 by admin
Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is out of the clinker this morning. The judge let him walk as long as his walk was a B-line to rehab, where Blake will most likely reunite with some of London’s finest meth dealers. Go figure? Anyways, Blake better find a way to get the crack pipe going again [...]
Posted on August 17th, 2008 by admin
When compared to dying lizard, that is. And apparently she is still in a state of complete and total psychosis. But at least she is living beyond it all. I mean, I can’t say that occasionally, I didn’t wish that I had no idea what was happening in the world. Truth be told, being totally [...]
Posted on July 29th, 2008 by admin
Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for mixing up her medications. Apparently, Amy was trying to see if a specific combination of medications would turn her into a princess. The concoction failed drastically and she had to go to the hospital.
The Sun says, An onlooker said worried Mitch told fans: “She’s just mixed up her medication.”
Later dad [...]
Posted on July 1st, 2008 by admin
Amy Winehouse’s Doctors suggested that Amy perform in her recent concert. They felt it would do her good to have an outlet. Only problem? That outlet was the artistic crazy ass ho that knocked her own fan out! You go girl!
The Sun says, “We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s [...]
Posted on June 30th, 2008 by admin
If you call punching them lights out making friends, that is of course. Amy Winehouse apparently hasn’t seemed to learn that when cameras are around, she should settle down. Remember the smoking crack incident? Well this time she gets into an altercation with one of her fans.
BBC News says, “The ‘lashing out’ was when someone [...]
Posted on June 24th, 2008 by admin
That’s this mornings new spin. Apparently the Surgeon General isn’t going to be so happy, his number one soon-to-be poster girl for not smoking crack is now being a maverick and fighting the health system.
BBC Radio says, “Amy really hasn’t got emphysema, there’s traces of emphysema. Obviously, if she doesn’t quit smoking, it’s going to [...]
Posted on June 23rd, 2008 by admin
“To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter’s life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her. It’s been a tough week.
“After lots [...]
Posted on June 17th, 2008 by admin
Amy Winehouse collapsed, which is shocking only if you have been living in a cave that doesn’t possess a Surgeons General Warning. The only shocking news was that her heart is apparently working again. Fortunately, her assistant “assisted” her and got her back to a living breathing human being.
BBC News says, Her manager’s assistant was [...]